Howdy!

I'm Brian Lauber! Welcome to my personal site!

I ran a semi-popular blog about 16 years ago, but it sank into the swamp. So I built a second blog! That one sank into the swamp. I skipped building a 3rd blog because it was doomed to burn down, fall over, and then sink into the swamp. But this fourth one will stay up! And that's what you're reading now, lad. The strongest blog in all of Eagle Land! 🇺🇸

Anyway: I plan to expand this site quite a bit in the coming weeks. In the meantime, enjoy this fancy artwork that ChatGPT generated for the site!

A surreal logo involving bikes, a lot of beer, and several misspellings.

(Huh... it really fixated on the "beer brewing" for some reason. Maybe we need to give ChatGPT a break?)